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The Fiduciary Responsibility of Evil: In the Red with Demon Accountant Astaroth

Does it really surprise anyone that Hell has a chief financial officer? This almost seemed too obvious to tackle, until I realized that it raises a number of questions that I would like answered, such as (1) What is Hell’s source of revenue? (2) How is Hell incorporated? (3) Who is the iron-balled Internal Revenue Service agent that would dare to audit Satan (and what would the point be, since any self-respecting demon is going to keep two sets of books)? And on top of that, while Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. sagely argued that “the hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of moral conflict”, I strongly suspect that a still warmer cell is reserved for the treasury agent that dinged the Devil for failing to pay his 1989 taxes and his unreported contributions to the Bachmann campaign, and most importantly (4) Will they have an IPO and can I buy stock? – my broker is cautiously optimistic at the prospect, but I personally feel confident that evil is a growth industry, and think I could stand to make a killing, so to speak. Well, medieval and renaissance Christian demonology and occultism, which definitely pull their weight in coming up with existentially weird monstrosities (big fan here), assign the dubious duties of managing Hell’s accounts to a fascinating and well-pedigreed demonic critter named Astaroth (his resume says “Lord Treasurer of Hell” which assures him a plum job at any of our bailed-out American banks should he choose a change of venue, and I don’t know about you but I would love a look at his previous employment history – a sneak peek indicates he consulted for Fannie Mae). Astaroth is of great prominence (Grand Duke of West Hell, which surprisingly as point of fact is not actually located in Oklahoma), ranked up there with the big guys like Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Baal, and Moloch. These are not the little pitchfork wielding flunkies begging for a deal at the crossroads. These are the guys in charge of the deadly sins, corrupting the works of the Big Guy, ushering in Armageddon, and the sudden, inexplicable popularity of Macklemore.

The name Astaroth (actually plural feminine in Hebrew – the Old Testament seems to suggest there were a lot of statues of her about) is widely regarded as a bastardization of the name of the 2nd Century B.C. Phoenician goddess Astarte (the Babylonians called her Ishtar and the Sumerians called her Innana; the Greeks equated her with Aphrodite), and had her heyday as a deity in the Bronze Age Middle East as a god of fertility, sexuality, and war, and connections have been drawn by scholars into remoter antiquity with a generalized divine creature representing the virgin mother goddess (although honestly there were a lot of those around, and personalities varied from loving friends of humanity to bloodthirsty monsters). These may not seem like auspicious credentials for the future banker to Satan, although it would not be unreasonable to assume that if there ever was a celestial patron of defense contractors, Astarte was it. War is big money, and somebody has to manage the finances. You don’t want to trust mere mortals with that kind of stuff. Ishtar’s cult of sacred prostitution was big in Babylonia, and as it is after all the oldest profession, it no doubt required the earliest tax records. Thus it seems that Astaroth had a few millennia of experience moving money around, but not in an especially evil way, say like belonging to the G8 signifies. Along come those Israelites to put a whuppin’ on Canaan.

How did the lovely Astarte (our future Astaroth) go from a funky mother god to a big bad demon? Sorry to let you down, but it was the usual historical pattern. History largely consists of one bunch of barbarians clubbing another bunch of barbarians over the head and taking their stuff. We eventually invented laws, which essentially changed nothing except making the process a whole lot more polite. Try not paying your taxes. You’ll see what I mean. A great deal of this never-ending transfer of ownership with extreme prejudice has been encoded in our various mythologies, which lends a bit of a romantic air to blatant robbery, but nonetheless represents the eternal cycle of one hairy brute clobbering another, and unceremoniously taking his land, ladies, and livestock, then rudely penning a chronicle that demonizes his victim and characterizes them as monsters worthy of a sound beating about the head and neck. So the ancient Israelites marched in and gave the Canaanites a swift kick in the rear, followed by turning all their gods into demons, as humanity has been doing to other people’s gods since time immemorial. Now Astaroth was a party god compared to that stern, father figure of Yahweh, so it seems that early Judaism had a lot of problems keeping folks on the straight and narrow, so we see Old Testament commentary warning people away, such as “And Samuel spake unto all the house of Israel, saying, If ye do return unto the lord with all your hearts, then put away the strange gods and Ashtaroth from among you…” (Samuel 7:3). So, pretty much like every other local god encountered, poor Astaroth became just another in a litany of demons. Things get very confused for a thousand years, but round about the 15th Century A.D., the Western world started to take an interest in the minutia of who exactly all these biblical demons were, mostly in the interest of defining proper extraction methods, harnessing their power, or clearing up some of the more confusing theological points that are abundant in religious texts (e.g. snakes with legs).

So first and foremost, Astaroth got a gender change. Astarte was widely depicted as a voluptuous naked lady with either a crescent moon, or horns on her head, as would befit a goddess of fertility, sexuality, and war. When Astarte re-emerges as the modern incarnation of Astaroth (after generations of biblical condemnation), the sexy goddess standardly becomes a crazy looking naked dude riding a dragon. This representation is pretty much hashed out by occultists and kabbalists in the 15th Century, the primary source being the Book of Abramelin (reportedly written in Hebrew somewhere around 1458 A.D.) which would be faithfully reproduced for the next few centuries in various occult grimoires. Astaroth no doubt recognized that the whole fertility god racket faced imminent obsolescence, what with all the sexually repressed Judeo-Christian morality in the air, and decided to go back to school for that prized, and non-controversial CPA credential, despite the fact that most contemporary deities were recommending plastics.

The Clavicula Salomonis Regis (The Lesser Key of Solomon), a popular 17th Century user manual on demonology gives a description of Astaroth, along with the tasty tidbit that he has rather atrocious dental hygiene, which might seem a little petty, except that it was attempting to warn would-be magicians to hold their breath when summoning him.

He is a Mighty, Strong Duke, and appeareth in the Form of an hurtful Angel riding on an Infernal Beast like a Dragon, and carrying in his right hand a Viper. Thou must in no wise let him approach too near unto thee, lest he do thee damage by his Noisome Breath. Wherefore the Magician must hold the Magical Ring near his face, and that will defend him. He giveth true answers of things Past, Present, and to Come, and can discover all Secrets. He will declare wittingly how the Spirits fell, if desired, and the reason of his own fall. He can make men wonderfully knowing in all Liberal Sciences. He ruleth 40 Legions of Spirits. His Seal is this, which wear thou as a Lamen before thee, or else he will not appear nor yet obey thee (The Lesser Key of Solomon, trans. Mathers, 1904).

Now there are very similar references to Astaroth in some notable works on demonology such as the 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal (complete with hellish illustrations) and earlier works such as the 1577 De praestigiis daemonum (“False Monarchy of Demons”) by Dutch occultist and follower of the mysterious Cornelius Agrippa, Johann Weyer, but everything reproduced after Weyer’s treatise that laid out the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum (“Hierarchy of Demons”) seems to crib directly from him. Compare Weyer’s description of Astaroth to that found in the Lesser Key of Solomon (which of course purported to be written by King Solomon, who ostensibly pre-dated Christianity by some 900 years, so we’re a bit dubious about that claim), and apart from the Old English riffs, it is more or less identical.

Astaroth is a great and a strong duke, coming forth in the shape of a fowle angell, sitting upon an infernal dragon, and carrying on his right hand a viper: he answereth trulie to matters present, past, and to come, and also of all secrets. He talketh willinglie of the creator of spirits, and of their fall, and how they sinned and fell: he saith he fell not of his owne accord. He maketh a man woonderfull learned in the liberall sciences, he ruleth fourtie legions. Let everie exorcist take heed, that he admit him not too neere him, because of his stinking breath. And therefore let the conjuror hold neere to his face a magicall ring, and that shall defend him (Weyer, De praestigiis daemonum, Appendix, Lectoris 28).

It seems likely that an early notion of this arose with Weyer, who makes offhand mention that Astaroth is “Grand Treasurer” of Hell, along with our favorite French Inquisitor Sébastien Michaëlis in roughly 1612, the contents of whose Histoire admirable de la possession d’une penitente (“The Admirable History of Possession and Conversion of a Penitent Woman: Seduced by a Magician that Made Her to Become a Witch”) included a detailed hierarchy of Hell, reportedly dictated by nun-possessing demons, where Astaroth is credited with leading men to hidden treasures. One supposes that in order to direct people to hidden treasures, it would be essential to first know where these treasures are located, and it would behoove the head accountant in Hell to be aware of their dispensation. Essentially, the appellation of “Lord Treasurer” to Astaroth should largely be ascribed to Weyer. The question of course, is why? Well, consider the demonic hierarchy that he lays out.

Princes and Grand Dignitaries.—Beelzebuth, Supreme Chief of the Infernal Empire, founder of the Order of the Fly. Satan, Leader of the Opposition. Euronymous, Prince of Death, Grand Cross of the Order of the Fly. Moloch, Prince of the Land of Tears, Grand Cross of the Order. Pluto, Prince of Fire. Leonard, Grand Master of Sabbaths, Knight of the Fly. Baalberith, Minister of Treaties. Proserpine, Arch-she-devil, Sovereign Princess of Mischievous Spirits. Ministers.—Adramelek, Lord High Chancellor, Grand Cross of the Order of the Fly. Astaroth, Grand Treasurer. Nergal, Chief of the Secret Police. Baal, Commander-in-Chief of the Infernal Armies, Grand Cross of the Order of the Fly. Ambassadors.—Belphegor, in France, Mammon in England, Belial in Turkey, Rimmon in Russia, Thamus in Spain, Hutgin in Italy, Martinet in Switzerland. Judges.—Lucifer, Lord Chief Justice. Alastor, Commissioner of Public Works. Royal Household.—Verdelet, Master of Ceremonies. Succor Benoth, Chief of the Eunuchs. Chamos, Lord High Chamberlain, Knight of the Fly. Melchom, paymaster. Misroch, Grand Steward. Behemoth, Grand Cup Bearer. Dagon, Grand Pantler. Mullin, First Gentleman of the Bedchamber. Masters of the Revels.—Kobal, Stage Manager. Asmodeus, Superintendent of Casinos. Nybbas, Chief Mimic. Antichrist, Juggler andjgimic (Waite, 1890, p181, [quoting Weyer]).

Hell is clearly styled after a European monarchy, according to Weyer, complete with official positions, orders, fancy sounding attendants and everything one needs to administer the kingdom. Says a lot about our nearly universal disdain for politics. And a lot about Weyer. Johann Weyer was appointed the town physician of the Dutch municipality of Arnhem in 1545, but by 1550, they could no longer pay his salary, and through the intervention of friends, went to work in Cleves (German/Dutch border) for Duke William the Rich, where he authored numerous works on witchcraft and demonology. I think I am beginning to see the pattern. When you’re trying to make a living as a country doctor while your employer gets a fancy nickname like “the Rich”, it must seem pretty obvious that Hell has a treasury, and consequently, a treasurer. English novelist Henry Fielding suggested, “Money is the fruit of evil, as often as the root of it”, but I think this ultimately misses the point, the point of course being, does Hell have stock options? At any rate, I’m pretty sure you can guess their taxpayer ID number.

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Christian writer recorded the voice of Satan?

This week, foolishly, apparently, one author claimed to have recorded the real voice of Satan. To promote the new book, Christian author Roderick Millington published a track … of the devil himself, supposedly saying, “Come into the fire, come to me.”

The electronic voice phenomenon has been the subject of controversy in the world of paranormal research for many years. Television shows such as Ghostbusters have publicly showcased the results of EVH, often manipulating frequencies to “reveal” a free voice shouting from the great beyond.

Whether you believe in the paranormal or not, Millington’s “Voice of Satan” recording will make you raise an eyebrow.

“I confess right away that until recently I was one of the cynics who laughed at those who believe in the devil,” the author begins. “Then I heard his voice and everything changed.” He continues: “As I sat at my desk trying to figure out what Satan might have spoken to me directly, after a while my breath came back, my mind became clearer and I knew what I had to do. This book is the result. “

This book is titled “The Devil’s Playground” and contains 21 supposed recordings of EVP demons along with Satan himself. However, you don’t need to buy a book to hear Satan’s voice! All you have to do is click here and scroll down to the “Come on fire, come to me” web player.

Rock and metal have a rich history of audio files, with religious leaders striving to find feedback and subliminal messages hidden in songs.

Led Zeppelin was accused of hiding the message “He’ll give you 666” in the song, and Judas Priest and Ozzy Osbourne were put on trial after fans died.

No group was found guilty of a crime.

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Hollywood studios are built on the blood of babies – Mel Gibson

American film actor Mel Gibson criticizes both Hollywood and the morals of the American establishment – tough and unusual. Essentially, he blames a significant portion of the American elite for ritual Satanism. (before that, a similar terrible confession was made by another famous American actor Jim Carrey).

For this, he was blacklisted by the leadership of the US “creative world” in 2006. Since then, the actor has been working outside the system.

Gibson appeared in the prime time of the British BBC channel, in the Graham Norton show, on Friday January 19, where he answered guests’ questions:

He said key players in the movie business “get their kicks from destroying the sanctuary of children” as they “thrive on breaking every God-given taboo known to man.”

“These people follow their own religion and use it for moral guidance. It’s not the sort of religious teachings you folks would ever hear about. They perform sacred rituals that are sick and totally at odds with the moral fabric that binds most patriotic Americans. The worst part: It’s an open secret in Hollywood and everyone wants in on it.”

He explained how he had been blacklisted by Hollywood’s controlling oligarchs in 2006 for voicing his opinions about the industry that clashed with their liberal agenda.

He said that since then he has been “working outside of the system” which has given him a fresh perspective, saying:

“It’s difficult to comprehend, I know, and I’m sorry that I am the one to break this to you, but Hollywood is an institutionalized pedophile ring. They use and abuse kids for their own sick ‘spiritual beliefs,’ if you can even call them that. I don’t fully understand it myself, but they harvest these kids for their energy and feast on their blood. They don’t do it mercifully either, they scare the sh*t out of them before they sacrifice them. The more innocent the child, the more terrified they are, the more they thrive on it,” said the Braveheart star.

What does that mean? They aren’t doing this as some form of artistic expression, they are harvesting the blood of children and eating their flesh because they think it gives them some sort of ‘life force.’

“If the child was mentally and physically suffering when they died, then it gives them ‘extra life force. I don’t understand why they do that, but that’s what they do. Most of us have a moral compass that guides us through life, right? These people don’t have that, or if they do, it’s pointing in the opposite direction.”

Gibson, who has spent the last 30 years working inside and outside of the Hollywood regime, says that the industry’s hierarchy “thrives on abuse, pain, torture, stress, and suffering.

According to Gibson, the desire to inflict such abuse isn’t limited to just the elite, but only “those at the top of the food chain can afford such a ‘luxury,’” although, it’s a “goal for most people in the industry.”

According to Gibson, this perversion isn’t just the latest fad but has been a deep-threaded culture in Hollywood for generations, and is something popular among both men and women.

This happened “in the green room behind the curtains” immediately after the show:

Jennifer Lopez Desperately calls to Fellow SATANISTS as she Breaks Down Emotionally:

Can anyone believe him?

Most likely you can. In his revelation, Gibson publicly declared an epidemic of parasites that control Hollywood and personally participate in child sacrifices and pedophilia:

“every studio in Hollywood is bought and paid for with the blood of innocent children,” he said, adding: “The most valuable currency in Hollywood is it’s the blood of infants … key players in the movie business get adrenaline from this process and enjoy breaking the bans. ”

“They have a blatant disregard for ordinary people. Destroying people’s lives is just a game for them – the more they can hurt, the better the sensations. Children are just food for them. They revel in pain and fear, and the younger, the better. ”

And then comes the phrase, which should be emphasized: “These people follow their religion and use it for moral guidance.” What religion in human society justifies cannibalism and human sacrifice? This question should be asked by each of us.
– Satanism?
– Sure! But not only him. Let us recall the cases of ritual killings, which are widely known.

“They perform sacred rituals that ordinary people will cause bouts of nausea, and are completely in conflict with the morality that binds most patriotic Americans. The worst thing about all this is that it’s an open secret in Hollywood and everyone wants to get involved. ” (A very timely documentary was filmed on this very difficult topic. ]]>Galina Tsareva’s film entitled Octopus ]]>– ed.)

“It’s hard to understand, I know, and I’m sorry that I’m the one who opened your eyes, but Hollywood is the deadly legalized patrimony of pedophiles. They use kids to realize their scary sick fantasies. They take these children because of their energy and are saturated with their blood. They don’t do it mercifully, they first put them in a state of horror before sacrificing them. ”
“The more innocent a child, the better for them. What does it mean? They do not do this as some form of artistic expression: they simply drink the blood of children and eat their flesh, because they think that it gives them some kind of “vitality”. “The more a child suffers mentally and physically when he dies, the more he gives them extra vitality.” (These satanic rituals are designed to “feed” the demons with psychic energy, and those nonhumans who perform them drink blood that is saturated as a result of the child’s inhuman suffering with ADRENOCHROME – a powerful drug that, in addition to “coming”, also gives a powerful “rejuvenation” of the body – .)

“Hollywood is saturated with innocent children’s blood. There have always been indications of pedophilia and cannibalism, but for many years they have been unprovable, mysterious, or symbolic. I have been familiar with this practice since the beginning of the 2000s, and I would be in serious danger if I ever talk about it. I do not mean only my career, I mean that my life will be in jeopardy, the life of my family will be in danger. I can talk about it only now, when these people, industry leaders, are already dead now. ”

“Children are like“ premium currency ”and have a higher value than anything you can think of. They literally trade these children as currency for services, roles in films, kickbacks … ”

According to Gibson, these terrible crimes (pedophilia, infanticide, cannibalism and ritual sacrifices) did not appear in recent years, they have ancient and not American roots. “If you investigate this phenomenon, you will find hidden facts in the shadow of any gloomy era in history. These dark, multidimensional occult practices have been used in secret societies for hundreds of years. Hollywood uses this for social programming and mind control, and their message is projected into the psyche of the American people … ”

In what a famous American actor said, the rituals of a satanic human sacrifice are clearly described. It is also indicated that many people know about the existence of the secret structure of Satanists in Hollywood – but they are silent! Meanwhile, the occult powers of Hollywood are using their vast resources “for social programming and controlling the consciousness of the American people.” I must say, very successfully used.

The key question is whether the Trump administration and the FBI will then initiate an investigation into the testimony of Hollywood ritual killings, or will the US authorities blame it on Gibson’s creative extravagance?

We also note that on the sites that published material exposing Mel Gibson, there are many other creepy publications.

For example, Sylvester Stallone bluntly accuses Barack Obama of being a former U.S. secret homosexual, stating: “I have nothing against homosexuals, but I am against any lies” (Sylvester Stallone: ​​’Pathetic’ Obama Is’ Closet Homosexual Living A lie ‘)
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Jim Carrey’s article talks about the practice of ritual cannibalism in Hollywood for Christian Christmas (Jim Carrey: Hollywood Elites ‘Eat Whole Babies’ For Christmas). The author writes that criminal perverts are trying to distort and pervert the soul of the American people and change the whole world.

Adrenochrome: Evil Drug Of The Super Elite, Harvested From Terrorized Children:

Pizzagate, Spirit Cooking, Occult And Beyond:

Katy Perry’s New Video Suggestive Of Cannibalism And Pedophile Lingo:

Pizzagate: Pedophilia, Child Sex Trafficking & Those Who Participate:

Materials about secret societies, humanoid mutants

About how the development of sex robots is being conducted so that perverts can conceive children with predefined properties (Sex Robots To ‘Give Birth’ After Sex With Humans Using Genetic Engineering).

Etc.

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Rocket builder Jack Parsons tried to create a homunculus

Could the famous American rocket builder be so keen on occultism that he wanted to create a magical creature – a homunculus? Parsons’s activities are known only by rumors from acquaintances, but there is no smoke without fire.

John “Jack” Parsons (1914-1952) was a legendary American rocket engineer. He was one of the founders of Aerojet Corporation, which today is one of the largest manufacturers of rocket engines and rocket boosters in the world.

It is also believed that he was involved in the NASA space program, including the landing of astronauts on the moon in 1969, although by that time he was already long dead. In honor of him a large crater was named on the moon. However, no less than an engineer, Parsons was known as an alchemist and occultist, and many very strange stories are connected with this side of his activity. It is often assumed that it was because of this that he died.

In 1939, Parsons, already a well-known rocket builder at that time, was fascinated by Marxism for a while, but then he suddenly joined the religious movement of the British occultist Alistair Crowley under the name Telema. Moreover, he headed the California branch of Telema.

Then Parsons made friends with another famous occultist, Ron Hubbard, and he even temporarily lived in his house. Parsons had no problem with the fact that Hubbard was sleeping with his wife, for him sex mattered primarily as a concentration of “magical energy.” According to rumors, he even tried to use this energy to “call various Deities to Earth.”

How this could happen in parallel with his serious scientific work and the work of a rocket builder is very difficult to understand, but it was a reality.
After World War II, the occult side of Parsons’ life began to prevail over engineering so much that his activities led to an investigation by the FBI. Parsons was scared, and he soon told the FBI that he had “severed all relations with the dark world.”

However, all this was only in words. Now we turn to the topic voiced in the title of this article. According to the memoirs of director and artist Renat Drux, published in The Occult Explosion, Jack Parsons worked on very strange experiments, trying to create what the ancient alchemists called the homunculus – a tiny artificial man with magical powers.

Medieval alchemists had several “recipes” for the like. One of them involved the roots of the mandrake, which grows on the ground, where the “life seed” of the hanged man fell. In order to create a homunculus with the help of such a root, one must find it with the help of a black dog, then wash it, pour honey and milk (or blood), and then store it in a flask, in which a homunculus will then arise.

Another method, which was published in an 18th century book by Dr. David Christian, recommended taking a black chicken egg, piercing it with a needle, and replacing a small piece of chicken protein with human sperm. Then close the hole and bury it in manure on the first day of the March lunar cycle.

Thirty days later, a tiny person should develop in this egg, which will have magical powers and will protect its “parent”. It was supposed to feed him with lavender seeds and earthworms. It is not known which of the recipes for the creation of the homunculus was used by Parsons, however, according to rumors, this was what destroyed him.

On June 17, 1952, Jack Parsons worked in his laboratory and, according to official figures, tried to make explosives for his engineering project. Suddenly, something happened and an explosion rang out in the laboratory, which killed Parsons. When his body was found, half of his face was missing, his body bones were all broken, and his right forearm was completely torn off. Moreover, he was still alive for some time and died while in the hospital.

According to unofficial data, a strange explosion occurred precisely because of the experiment with the homunculus, because Parsons was a very experienced engineer, often worked at home with hazardous substances and would hardly have made a gross mistake when working in explosives.

According to his colleagues, Parsons assured that he was always very serious about his safety and suspected that the explosion was either rigged by someone in order to kill Parsons, or something else more incomprehensible happened here. The police finally concluded that his death was an accident, but Parsons’ death is still shrouded in mystery and causes lively discussions.

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